My candy…


This is a fucking crime against humanity, one that should be met with Fire and Fury. This must be a plot by Kim Jonh Un to cause unrest and chaos to midnight “Merican” snackers. How could it not? When you buy and bag of candy that advertises Kit Kat, Heath Bars, Milk Duds, Reeses Peices and has four Heath Bars and five Kit Kats?! North Korea is clearly fucking with me, if I had a twitter account, I’d tweet.

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