Archive for October, 2012
Little Hyrum is having his morning coff–, I mean coco. He let us know that “God hates coffee”. It kinda of trivializes the whole concept of a all-seeing, all-knowing god when a group of knuckleheads decide its necessary too teach small children that, “God hates coffee”. I don’t think God gives a shit, I don’t think it’s even on his radar. I think dogma is a really good crowd control method. Feel free to post your own list of what God hates. Hopefully he goes easy on smartasses.
…and by that I mean older. This morning I filled out my election ballot, I sat at the kitchen table with my coffee and voters pamphlet trying to figure out the right thing to do. Of course, every ballot measure, initiative, referendum, etc. came with came with a caveat. Agree with one thing and disagree with another in the same vote. It’s like repealing itself. So I voted for pot, cause its going to happen eventually and rather than the profit going to a drug cartel, I’d rather the taxes be used for the forces of good, or at least legal. I’m for marriage equality, cause I really don’t think it should be an issue at all. The only people against it are the religious wack jobs, religion is just a flat fucking stupid reason to do anything. And then pretty much democrat, sometimes I agree with the republicans, but mostly they are soulless bastards.